Client: “Don’t get me wrong, I like the website. It’s nice and all. But that last one you built me was so cool and minimalist— I still think about it.”

Me: “That was the wireframe…”

Client: “No, no. It was definitely happening INSIDE the computer.”

Client: “The ‘V’ is too pointy.  Can we get a ‘V’ that isn’t pointy?”

Me: “An un-pointy ‘V’ may start to look like a ‘U’…”

Client: “We don’t want a ‘U’. We want a ‘V’ that doesn’t have a point.”